||[Jan. 26th, 2013|08:04 pm]
If your whole life up to this point was a book, what would be the title?|
How about the title of the short story of your past year?
Life: The Life and Times of a Depressed Idiot
Short story for 2012: "Approximately Fifteen Horrible Things Happened (Along With One Truly Nice Thing)"
Edited at 2013-01-27 04:20 am (UTC)
"Better Than It Lived", I think.
It would just be 15 colors of crayon violently scribbled in a layer a millimeter thick in the center. The media would refer to it as "Scribbles", and the unofficial title would catch on.
Accomplishment and Failure
Lessons I Shouldn't Have Had to Learn the Hard Way
(subtitle: like not using a sharp knife while holding a newborn baby in the other hand, and other stories)
Edited at 2013-01-27 07:32 am (UTC)
The subtitle made me laugh. I'd read it!
This Life Is Too Long
Wondermilk Strikes Back! Albeit Awkwardly
idk about my whole life but 2012 would be "Took You Long Enough: A Step-by-Step Guide to Getting Over Your Last Not-Even-That-Serious Relationship"
A Relatively Boring Journey Until The Last Few Years
Sex and the Psyche