My wife once gave me an enormous breast-shaped coffee mug with a spout on the nipple. It was a joke. "I figured I'd give you something you both like and could use," she said.
If you haven't seen it yet, Django Unchained is very good.
Edited at 2013-01-26 11:09 pm (UTC)
What about one of those singing cards? Or one of those stuffed toys that you can push a button and it sings and dances.
Obviously get a gorillagram to come to his work and laud your love for him! The one that came here was a purple one :)
a balloon that plays music? even better if you own a cat that will move it every 4 min