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Some conservatives fear a gay agenda recruiting kids into the lifestyle, which they believe is a choice. What do you feel are tactics for this gay recruitment?
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| Bursting out of bushes and behind telephone poles, splashing the kids with glitter. Soon, glitter will be expected and they'll adopt a lifestyle where glitter is commonplace |
   13 (11.5%) |
| Passing out Skittles, which is all about the rainbow |
| 11 (9.7%) |
| Explain how 'scissoring' burns off more calories than running and aerobics. All you need is a partner |
| 4 (3.5%) |
| Giving little boys Barbies and little girls toy tool sets |
| 10 (8.8%) |
| Free tickets to the WNBA |
| 2 (1.8%) |
| Explain how semen is full of protein, and protein builds muscles, and therefore, if girls have hetero sex, they'll end up looking like wrestler Chyna |
| 5 (4.4%) |
| Explain to boys that you are what you eat, and if you eat out a girl, you become a girl, but going down on men makes you more macho |
| 7 (6.2%) |
| Invitation to play strip leapfrog. First article of clothing removed: pants |
| 5 (4.4%) |
| Free pink cell phone covers for the boys |
| 7 (6.2%) |
| Point out how the kids' fashion is so embarrassing, and how only gay people know how to dress properly |
| 8 (7.1%) |
| Show young boys a very convincing tranny, then tell them that all women are secretly men in disguise, so you might as well start dating guys |
| 6 (5.3%) |
| Play spin the bottle with the kids. One hot girl and 5 boys, or one hot guy and 5 girls. Odds are, there will be a lot of same gender kissing |
| 8 (7.1%) |
| The best way to avoid pregnancy is to avoid hetero sex. It only leads to babies. Like, every time! |
| 10 (8.8%) |
| Hitler was hetero. So was Voldemort and Darth Vader. And Satan is definitely into girls. Straightness only leads to evil |
| 10 (8.8%) |
| Teach the boys, instead of playing Star Wars or Avengers, reenact scenes from Brokeback Mountain |
| 7 (6.2%) |