Some conservatives fear a gay agenda recruiting kids into the lifestyle, which they believe is a choice. What do you feel are tactics for this gay recruitment?
Bursting out of bushes and behind telephone poles, splashing the kids with glitter. Soon, glitter will be expected and they'll adopt a lifestyle where glitter is commonplace
Passing out Skittles, which is all about the rainbow
Explain how 'scissoring' burns off more calories than running and aerobics. All you need is a partner
Giving little boys Barbies and little girls toy tool sets
Free tickets to the WNBA
Explain how semen is full of protein, and protein builds muscles, and therefore, if girls have hetero sex, they'll end up looking like wrestler Chyna
Explain to boys that you are what you eat, and if you eat out a girl, you become a girl, but going down on men makes you more macho
Invitation to play strip leapfrog. First article of clothing removed: pants
Free pink cell phone covers for the boys
Point out how the kids' fashion is so embarrassing, and how only gay people know how to dress properly
Show young boys a very convincing tranny, then tell them that all women are secretly men in disguise, so you might as well start dating guys
Play spin the bottle with the kids. One hot girl and 5 boys, or one hot guy and 5 girls. Odds are, there will be a lot of same gender kissing
The best way to avoid pregnancy is to avoid hetero sex. It only leads to babies. Like, every time!
Hitler was hetero. So was Voldemort and Darth Vader. And Satan is definitely into girls. Straightness only leads to evil
Teach the boys, instead of playing Star Wars or Avengers, reenact scenes from Brokeback Mountain