Do you have an occupation that can't easily be named in one word like, "doctor, lawyer, nurse, teacher"? If so, what do you do exactly?

I was just watching The Bachelor (missed it on Monday), and noticed that every girls' occupations are listed under their names whenever they come up. Jumbotron operator, anyone?

If you were on a show like that and needed to sum up your occupation in two words or less, what would it/they be?