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Would you rather...? [Dec. 6th, 2012|01:53 pm]
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Poll #1883403
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 89

Would you rather be seduced...?

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By poetry
31 (35.6%)
By massage
56 (64.4%)

Would you rather have to drink everything...?

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Via keg stand
17 (20.2%)
Through a beer helmet (google it if you don't know what it is)
67 (79.8%)

Would you rather...?

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Have a Batman-themed wedding
48 (54.5%)
Have a zombie-themed wedding
40 (45.5%)

For one whole day, would you rather speak...?

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In a high-pitched helium voice
20 (23.0%)
Like a bad kung fu movie, where your lips are out of sync with your words
67 (77.0%)

Would you rather have sex...?

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In an airplane bathroom (with another person), while it's in the air, with your entire family seated within sight of the bathroom, so you'd have to walk out, post-coitus, with the other person
25 (30.9%)
While ziplining (they construct some sort of sliding sex swing for two)
56 (69.1%)
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[User Picture]From: anchellada
2012-12-06 10:04 pm (UTC)

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the first one was hard. i prefer massages, but they also make me very sleepy...
[User Picture]From: gabardinedreams
2012-12-06 10:06 pm (UTC)

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don't worry, from every massage porno i've seen it starts getting sexual pretty early so you'd be alert.
[User Picture]From: onedotfour
2012-12-06 10:18 pm (UTC)

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massage porn?? where?
[User Picture]From: fourcorners
2012-12-06 10:19 pm (UTC)

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Are handjobs considered to be massage?
[User Picture]From: onedotfour
2012-12-06 10:21 pm (UTC)

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i guess its a penis/ vag massage.. i never really thought of it that way.
[User Picture]From: fourcorners
2012-12-06 10:23 pm (UTC)

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Like any good Disney movie, handjobs are all about the 'happily ever after'
[User Picture]From: gabardinedreams
2012-12-06 10:21 pm (UTC)

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i think you could probably search the word "massage" on any streaming porn site and find some tagged as such. oh he's giving her a back massage oh now he's massaging her butt oh suddenly all this massage oil seems very handy!
[User Picture]From: fourcorners
2012-12-06 10:22 pm (UTC)

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Some of the fluid landing on her butt isn't massage oil
[User Picture]From: onedotfour
2012-12-06 10:22 pm (UTC)

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but who types "massage" in a porn site search box?
[User Picture]From: gabardinedreams
2012-12-06 10:25 pm (UTC)

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definitely the 58% of tqc who just got inspired by this poll
[User Picture]From: fourcorners
2012-12-06 10:25 pm (UTC)

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'Massage sex on a zipline' will quickly become a new fetish
[User Picture]From: onedotfour
2012-12-06 10:26 pm (UTC)

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i probably will next time i look at porn. i would never on my own think of watching massage porn, sounds skinemaxy
[User Picture]From: wexdance
2012-12-06 10:15 pm (UTC)

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My Batman theme would be party a la Bruce Wayne.
[User Picture]From: jvmatucha
2012-12-06 10:19 pm (UTC)

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You had to put the idea of zipline sex into my head, didn't you??
[User Picture]From: fourcorners
2012-12-06 10:21 pm (UTC)

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If you could choose the type of swing, what position would you rather be in for the whole zipline experience?
Missionary?
Girl on top?
Doggie?
Reverse cowgirl?
Wheelbarrow?
[User Picture]From: metalheavy
2012-12-07 02:05 am (UTC)

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The batman wedding actually wouldn't be that horrible if you could just do some faux nyc-gotham city theme.