Where is Daryl and his crossbow when we need him???
How to find your hastily improvised weapon:
1) Go to CraigsList.
2) Go to your Current City.
3) Go to the "Free" Section.
4) Fifth item down is your weapon against the zombie horde.
I got hunks of broken concrete. Yes, someone is giving away hunks of broken concrete for free in Berkeley, California! :P