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Where is Daryl and his crossbow when we need him??? [Nov. 16th, 2012|01:22 pm]
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[jvmatucha]
What is your hastily improvised weapon in the zombie apocalypse???

How to find your hastily improvised weapon:

1) Go to CraigsList.
2) Go to your Current City.
3) Go to the "Free" Section.
4) Fifth item down is your weapon against the zombie horde.

I got hunks of broken concrete. Yes, someone is giving away hunks of broken concrete for free in Berkeley, California! :P
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[User Picture]From: 836am
2012-11-16 09:24 pm (UTC)

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Stand back, zombies, for I have two bags full of good things, and candy too!
[User Picture]From: jvmatucha
2012-11-16 09:30 pm (UTC)

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Two bags full of good things? What?

Did the ad get more specific??
[User Picture]From: sblmnldrknss
2012-11-16 09:25 pm (UTC)

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Uhhh.... I got three kittens.
[User Picture]From: geiselle
2012-11-16 09:28 pm (UTC)

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Throw them at the zombies to give yourself time to run!
[User Picture]From: emptysilentlife
2012-11-16 09:27 pm (UTC)

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A canoe that is not seaworthy because it has a cracked outer hull. Maybe I could repair it and escape on water despite them saying it beyond repair, but I'm probably dead.
[User Picture]From: jvmatucha
2012-11-16 09:30 pm (UTC)

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Couldn't you just hit teh zombies with the canoe???
[User Picture]From: geiselle
2012-11-16 09:27 pm (UTC)

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I got a palm tree:



Well, I guess the spikes might come in handy..and I could beat them with the trunk.

[User Picture]From: jvmatucha
2012-11-16 09:31 pm (UTC)

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I'll back you up with my hunks o' concrete!
[User Picture]From: so_plush
2012-11-16 09:30 pm (UTC)

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Nothing. I'm dead D:
[User Picture]From: fallingxtragedy
2012-11-16 09:32 pm (UTC)

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An amazon gift card =s
[User Picture]From: jvmatucha
2012-11-16 09:46 pm (UTC)

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Hack and slash! :O

Or at least buy a better weapon. Though you might want to pay for rush delivery! :P
[User Picture]From: madscience
2012-11-16 09:34 pm (UTC)

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A 35" TV and entertainment center. I'm doomed.
[User Picture]From: fozziewaca
2012-11-16 09:36 pm (UTC)

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A Beautiful saint Bernard mix

no pics but I've always wanted a saint Bernard... must be fate
[User Picture]From: stephani673
2012-11-18 12:23 am (UTC)

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They're beautiful dogs. :)
[User Picture]From: cordelia_sue
2012-11-16 09:37 pm (UTC)

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Boxes of beer bottles. Not bad!
[User Picture]From: 911pleasehold
2012-11-17 02:26 am (UTC)

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lol I opened my Craigslist and saw that on the seventh one down and remembered someone posting it. I knew it had to be you!
[User Picture]From: mzkitteh
2012-11-16 09:39 pm (UTC)

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10 gallon fish tank. And this is going to help me how?
[User Picture]From: chaostrophy
2012-11-16 09:56 pm (UTC)

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I got goldfish food! We can breed zombie eating goldfishes!
[User Picture]From: itsnotfairlaika
2012-11-16 09:39 pm (UTC)

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Brand New 6'x6" Unglazed Ceramic Tiles 264 Pieces
[User Picture]From: jvmatucha
2012-11-17 12:49 am (UTC)

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Neat! You can throw a whole buncha em'!
[User Picture]From: fancy_sheets
2012-11-16 09:43 pm (UTC)

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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/zip/3414523901.html

vintage space heater...

I wish it were this: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/zip/3406173721.html

Edited at 2012-11-16 09:47 pm (UTC)
[User Picture]From: chaostrophy
2012-11-16 09:57 pm (UTC)

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You should get that and wear it and take pictures anyway!
[User Picture]From: druiaen
2012-11-16 09:44 pm (UTC)

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A "solid bookshelf." Looks heavy and unwieldy, but I think it could do some damage... once.
[User Picture]From: ellelelle
2012-11-16 09:45 pm (UTC)

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500 kg safe available for free
[User Picture]From: jvmatucha
2012-11-17 12:51 am (UTC)

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Now we're talkin' cartoon violence! :D
[User Picture]From: nessasplace
2012-11-16 09:46 pm (UTC)

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Broken bbq. :(
From: twelvehandshigh
2012-11-16 09:47 pm (UTC)

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400 non standard sized pallets, oh hell yes!
[User Picture]From: chaostrophy
2012-11-16 09:52 pm (UTC)

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Goldfish food

Not even kidding, I fail at surviving the zombpocalypse though obviously.
[User Picture]From: saya_cintamu
2012-11-16 09:54 pm (UTC)

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an empty propane tank. awesome.
[User Picture]From: zero_bug
2012-11-16 09:55 pm (UTC)

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There's only one item in the free section, a Kansas State embroidered football. But the catch is: I'm in the province of New Brunswick Canada, but the ad is from New Jersey.

So I guess I'm just going to die. D:
[User Picture]From: feral
2012-11-16 09:55 pm (UTC)

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A plaid sofa



I mean I guess they'll see how ugly it is and just shamble away in horror

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[User Picture]From: chaostrophy
2012-11-16 09:59 pm (UTC)

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You should reply with a picture of what plaid actually is.
[User Picture]From: running_jumping
2012-11-16 10:07 pm (UTC)

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Daryl and his crossbow are at home in my bed, waiting to make filthy experimental love to me.

4 pieces of crown molding might actually come in handy.
[User Picture]From: jvmatucha
2012-11-17 12:54 am (UTC)

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Daryl is just about everyone's favorite character. All of the guys think he's cool and macho, and all teh gals think he's hot!

Okay, a few guys think he's hot as well.
[User Picture]From: snailrevolution
2012-11-16 10:13 pm (UTC)

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The actual 5th posting is someone needing a free stove, so my weapons are kittens. A variety of kittens.
[User Picture]From: salamandertoast
2012-11-16 10:14 pm (UTC)

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"clean play sand from kids' HUGE sandbox"

those fuckers don't stand a chance
[User Picture]From: piglet_68
2012-11-17 02:53 am (UTC)

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Throw it in their eyes!
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[User Picture]From: bunnikins
2012-11-17 12:51 pm (UTC)

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That was mine too:)
[User Picture]From: georgefantana
2012-11-16 10:25 pm (UTC)

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Two bookcases and one closet organizer.
[User Picture]From: jvmatucha
2012-11-17 12:58 am (UTC)

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A lot of people are getting furniture. You could all form a fuirniture batallion!
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