Stand back, zombies, for I have two bags full of good things, and candy too!
Two bags full of good things? What?
Did the ad get more specific??
Uhhh.... I got three kittens.
Throw them at the zombies to give yourself time to run!
A canoe that is not seaworthy because it has a cracked outer hull. Maybe I could repair it and escape on water despite them saying it beyond repair, but I'm probably dead.
Couldn't you just hit teh zombies with the canoe???
I got a palm tree:
Well, I guess the spikes might come in handy..and I could beat them with the trunk.
I'll back you up with my hunks o' concrete!
Hack and slash! :O
Or at least buy a better weapon. Though you might want to pay for rush delivery! :P
A 35" TV and entertainment center. I'm doomed.
A Beautiful saint Bernard mix
no pics but I've always wanted a saint Bernard... must be fate
They're beautiful dogs. :)
Boxes of beer bottles. Not bad!
lol I opened my Craigslist and saw that on the seventh one down and remembered someone posting it. I knew it had to be you!
10 gallon fish tank. And this is going to help me how?
I got goldfish food! We can breed zombie eating goldfishes!
Brand New 6'x6" Unglazed Ceramic Tiles 264 Pieces
Neat! You can throw a whole buncha em'!
You should get that and wear it and take pictures anyway!
A "solid bookshelf." Looks heavy and unwieldy, but I think it could do some damage... once.
500 kg safe available for free
Now we're talkin' cartoon violence! :D
400 non standard sized pallets, oh hell yes!
Not even kidding, I fail at surviving the zombpocalypse though obviously.
an empty propane tank. awesome.
There's only one item in the free section, a Kansas State embroidered football. But the catch is: I'm in the province of New Brunswick Canada, but the ad is from New Jersey.
So I guess I'm just going to die. D:
A plaid sofa
I mean I guess they'll see how ugly it is and just shamble away in horrorEdited at 2012-11-16 09:56 pm (UTC)
You should reply with a picture of what plaid actually is.
Daryl and his crossbow are at home in my bed, waiting to make filthy experimental love to me.
4 pieces of crown molding might actually come in handy.
Daryl is just about everyone's favorite character. All of the guys think he's cool and macho, and all teh gals think he's hot!
Okay, a few guys think he's hot as well.
The actual 5th posting is someone needing a free stove, so my weapons are kittens. A variety of kittens.
"clean play sand from kids' HUGE sandbox"
those fuckers don't stand a chance
Two bookcases and one closet organizer.
A lot of people are getting furniture. You could all form a fuirniture batallion!