1. So, lookin' for actual advice at the moment. I am in an open (non-exclusive) relationship and I do everything in my power to not be a jerk. I spent some time last night with someone who is not the person I am "seeing", and I am now covered from head to toe in (consensual and FUN) bruises. In your opinion, what would be the least-jerky way to handle this state of affairs? It is 90+ degrees outside, so a full suit of anything is pretty much out. Right now I'm going with fishnets and a collared 3/4 sleeve shirt, but the bruises will surely be seen before they disappear.

[EDIT!] I was unspecific, sorry. I fully plan on telling him, what I am looking for is advice on how to do so in the best way. And yes, it is something more naughty than hickies, but this guy I'm seeing isn't exactly in to this particular way of playing, but he is aware that I am.

2. Will you post a video of your favorite song about sex? If so, please proceed. If not, will you share the title? If it's not in English, will you tell me the general gist?