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Poll #1848364
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You see a man in a wheelchair and a puppy stranded in the middle of a busy highway. You only have the opportunity to save one. Whom do you save?

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the man in the wheelchair
37 (48.1%)
the puppy
14 (18.2%)
neither, i debate the topic too long and they both get hit
17 (22.1%)
i hate men
1 (1.3%)
i hate puppies
2 (2.6%)
is the puppy a pit bull?
0 (0.0%)
is that you in the wheelchair haji? lolololol
0 (0.0%)
not my job
5 (6.5%)
i'll take pictures and post them on Youtube
1 (1.3%)
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[User Picture]From: lisasimpsonfan
2012-06-21 02:40 am (UTC)

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And why can't I just put the puppy on the man's lap and wheel them both to safety?
[User Picture]From: hajiomatic
2012-06-21 02:41 am (UTC)

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the man is allergic to puppies
[User Picture]From: heyfashion
2012-06-21 02:54 am (UTC)

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seems worth the risk of him dying from an allergic reaction.
[User Picture]From: hajiomatic
2012-06-21 03:01 am (UTC)

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what happens when the puppy jumps off his lap mid-way????
[User Picture]From: effervescent
2012-06-21 03:31 am (UTC)

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+1 :P
[User Picture]From: thunderflyer
2012-06-21 02:41 am (UTC)

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No. I will save them both. I WILL, DAMMIT!
[User Picture]From: hajiomatic
2012-06-21 02:42 am (UTC)

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then you will die in the attempt
[User Picture]From: thunderflyer
2012-06-21 02:44 am (UTC)

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:C
[User Picture]From: hajiomatic
2012-06-21 02:46 am (UTC)

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but you live on forever on youtube
[User Picture]From: thunderflyer
2012-06-21 02:48 am (UTC)

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Does it get posted to failblog and become a meme? Be aide that's worth it right there.
[User Picture]From: thunderflyer
2012-06-21 02:49 am (UTC)

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BECAUSE GODDAMMIT!




stoopit floofy kittens helping me type.
[User Picture]From: hajiomatic
2012-06-21 02:52 am (UTC)

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IF YOU ATTEMPT TO SAVE BOTH YOU ROLL OVER THE PUPPY WITH VTHE WHEELCHAIR AND THE MAN EJECTS INTO TRAFFIC...FAIL BLOG FOR SURE
[User Picture]From: hajiomatic
2012-06-21 02:55 am (UTC)

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AND WHEN YOU LIFT THE MAN BACK INTO HIS CHAIR I HIT YOU WITH MY HUMMER DOING DAMAGE TO MY BUMPER AND I CAN'T GET YOUR BLOOD OFF SO I SUE YOUR ESTATE
[User Picture]From: thunderflyer
2012-06-21 02:59 am (UTC)

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GAGA, JOKE'S ON YOU CUZ I'M BROKE AS A JOKE AND WORTH ABOUT WHATEVER UNIVERSITIES ARE PAYING FOR ROAD KILLED CADAVERS.
[User Picture]From: thunderflyer
2012-06-21 03:01 am (UTC)

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ok, that typo was totes on me that time. The floofy kittens were put to bed by their mamma.
[User Picture]From: hajiomatic
2012-06-21 03:04 am (UTC)

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read "STIFF" by Mary Roach
the seckrit life of cadavers

the Army pays $500 for cadavers
[User Picture]From: sicher
2012-06-21 02:42 am (UTC)

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What's stopping me from calling out to the puppy to follow me while I save the man?
[User Picture]From: hajiomatic
2012-06-21 02:43 am (UTC)

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nothing...good luck with that
[User Picture]From: leahfu
2012-06-21 02:55 am (UTC)

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The puppy. ESPECIALLY if it's a pit bull puppy
[User Picture]From: gigantomachy
2012-06-21 02:57 am (UTC)

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why am i walking on a busy highway? that doesn't seem safe.
[User Picture]From: hajiomatic
2012-06-21 03:00 am (UTC)

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you have passed the safety briefing portion
[User Picture]From: skramamme
2012-06-21 02:59 am (UTC)

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Why can't the man wheel himself off the road?
[User Picture]From: hajiomatic
2012-06-21 03:05 am (UTC)

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because i didn't make up the scenerio that way??
[User Picture]From: skramamme
2012-06-21 03:09 am (UTC)

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Damn, I thought I had a way out of the conundrum.
[User Picture]From: totesmasc
2012-06-21 03:04 am (UTC)

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honestly anyone who'd save a dog over a human being is a piece of shit
[User Picture]From: hajiomatic
2012-06-21 03:07 am (UTC)

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exactly where i were headed with this
[User Picture]From: skramamme
2012-06-21 03:11 am (UTC)

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You should post this to a PETA/animal rights board- make you feel really good about humanity ;)
[User Picture]From: ohohmeaghan
2012-06-21 03:15 am (UTC)

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My thought is that a wheelchair-bound person can get out of harms way. A puppy may be too dumb.
[User Picture]From: tralfamadore
2012-06-21 03:25 am (UTC)

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If they're bound to the wheelchair, the ropes might get in the way.
[User Picture]From: mprfctn
2012-06-21 04:22 am (UTC)

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my thoughts exactly. i'm guessing the man put himself where he is, the puppy is just a dumb (albeit loveable and cute, i'm sure) dog.
[User Picture]From: totesmasc
2012-06-21 05:31 am (UTC)

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jesus christ fuck you
[User Picture]From: mprfctn
2012-06-21 05:35 am (UTC)

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Lol Jesus Christ this is just a TQC question, not srs bsns
[User Picture]From: loveandbees
2012-06-21 01:03 pm (UTC)

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Yup, my thoughts exactly.
From: saloonperfume
2012-06-21 03:20 am (UTC)

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Both because I am actually super hero.
[User Picture]From: lovemeinfocus
2012-06-21 11:37 am (UTC)

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Puppy. I don't like people.
[User Picture]From: unearthingbone
2012-06-21 01:45 pm (UTC)

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ask the man with the wheelchair to hold the puppy and then off we go.
[User Picture]From: saya_cintamu
2012-06-21 02:26 pm (UTC)

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puppy!