And why can't I just put the puppy on the man's lap and wheel them both to safety?
the man is allergic to puppies
seems worth the risk of him dying from an allergic reaction.
what happens when the puppy jumps off his lap mid-way????
No. I will save them both. I WILL, DAMMIT!
then you will die in the attempt
but you live on forever on youtube
Does it get posted to failblog and become a meme? Be aide that's worth it right there.
stoopit floofy kittens helping me type.
IF YOU ATTEMPT TO SAVE BOTH YOU ROLL OVER THE PUPPY WITH VTHE WHEELCHAIR AND THE MAN EJECTS INTO TRAFFIC...FAIL BLOG FOR SURE
AND WHEN YOU LIFT THE MAN BACK INTO HIS CHAIR I HIT YOU WITH MY HUMMER DOING DAMAGE TO MY BUMPER AND I CAN'T GET YOUR BLOOD OFF SO I SUE YOUR ESTATE
GAGA, JOKE'S ON YOU CUZ I'M BROKE AS A JOKE AND WORTH ABOUT WHATEVER UNIVERSITIES ARE PAYING FOR ROAD KILLED CADAVERS.
ok, that typo was totes on me that time. The floofy kittens were put to bed by their mamma.
read "STIFF" by Mary Roach
the seckrit life of cadavers
the Army pays $500 for cadavers
What's stopping me from calling out to the puppy to follow me while I save the man?
nothing...good luck with that
The puppy. ESPECIALLY if it's a pit bull puppy
why am i walking on a busy highway? that doesn't seem safe.
you have passed the safety briefing portion
Why can't the man wheel himself off the road?
because i didn't make up the scenerio that way??
Damn, I thought I had a way out of the conundrum.
honestly anyone who'd save a dog over a human being is a piece of shit
exactly where i were headed with this
You should post this to a PETA/animal rights board- make you feel really good about humanity ;)
My thought is that a wheelchair-bound person can get out of harms way. A puppy may be too dumb.
If they're bound to the wheelchair, the ropes might get in the way.
my thoughts exactly. i'm guessing the man put himself where he is, the puppy is just a dumb (albeit loveable and cute, i'm sure) dog.
Lol Jesus Christ this is just a TQC question, not srs bsns
Yup, my thoughts exactly.
Both because I am actually super hero.
Puppy. I don't like people.
ask the man with the wheelchair to hold the puppy and then off we go.